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[princessences]

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[princessences]

That's a horrifying image. Why would you want to share it?

[shiro2hero]

Because I think I'm funny.

[princessences]

Well, at least you admit it. You have your moments.

[shiro2hero]

That's the highest compliment you could give me.

[princessences]

The highest? We need to reassess your standards.

[shiro2hero]

My standards have gotten me this far.

[princessences]

[ Are you sure about that? ]

You do realize that Dr. Banner was scandalized when he learned that we were eating macaroni and cheese from a box.

[shiro2hero]

[Yes, yes he is.]

What? Why? It's food!

[princessences]

I admit that I enjoyed it as well, but we're discussing your standards.

[shiro2hero]

What does box macaroni have to do with my standards?

[princessences]

It is apparently an indicator that they are low. So I've been told.

[shiro2hero]

What? Who said so?

[princessences]

Doctor Banner. He's the one who taught me how to make it outside of the box.

[shiro2hero]

Oh.

You know it's really hard to argue with a doctor.

[princessences]

Yes, although I don't believe his credentials are culinary.

[shiro2hero]

You never know. Maybe he has a doctorate in food.

[princessences]

They are not. They're mostly in the physical sciences.

[shiro2hero]

Then he can't call us on our boxed macaroni!

[He's teasing.]

[princessences]

[ Shiro plz. ]

Did you not like the macaroni that he helped me make?

[shiro2hero]

I did. But that's beside the point.

[Shiro please.]

[princessences]

[ Shiro. ]

I hate to say it, but I don't believe the artificial food technology of Earth is anywhere near where it should be.

[shiro2hero]

Hey, we can't all have food goo shaped like lime jello --

[shiro2hero]

... someone's showed you jello, right?

[princessences]

I have seen gel, but not Gel variety O.

[shiro2hero]

[Gel variety O.]

[Oh no.]

[Don't. Say anything.]

Okay. Remind me to introduce you to it sometime.