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[shiro2hero]

Okay, once we find you a vegan macaroni, you're on.

[princessences]

If they have soy milk, why not soy cheese?

[shiro2hero]

They better. Or else I'll have to ask someone to make some.

[princessences]

...How do you make cheese?

[shiro2hero]

Uh...

[Please hold.] Squish... milk?

[Shiro just. Say you don't know. Don't make shit up.]

[princessences]

I feel that isn't accurate.

[shiro2hero]

It... probably isn't, honestly.

I have no idea how to make cheese.

[princessences]

You could have just saidthat, you know.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, but then I couldn't have said "squish cheese".

[princessences]

That's a horrifying image. Why would you want to share it?

[shiro2hero]

Because I think I'm funny.

[princessences]

Well, at least you admit it. You have your moments.

[shiro2hero]

That's the highest compliment you could give me.

[princessences]

The highest? We need to reassess your standards.

[shiro2hero]

My standards have gotten me this far.

[princessences]

[ Are you sure about that? ]

You do realize that Dr. Banner was scandalized when he learned that we were eating macaroni and cheese from a box.

[shiro2hero]

[Yes, yes he is.]

What? Why? It's food!

[princessences]

I admit that I enjoyed it as well, but we're discussing your standards.

[shiro2hero]

What does box macaroni have to do with my standards?

[princessences]

It is apparently an indicator that they are low. So I've been told.

[shiro2hero]

What? Who said so?

[princessences]

Doctor Banner. He's the one who taught me how to make it outside of the box.

[shiro2hero]

Oh.

You know it's really hard to argue with a doctor.

[princessences]

Yes, although I don't believe his credentials are culinary.

[shiro2hero]

You never know. Maybe he has a doctorate in food.