Princess "HBIC" Allura (
princessences) wrote2018-07-10 09:43 pm
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[ deerlyBeloved ]
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[Because your jokes are terrible, Shiro. They're awful.]
I'll just have to try harder.
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...Very well. Tell me the funniest joke you know.
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[She says "funniest". He hears "lamest." Apparently.]
Why did the cat get fired from work?
[Wait for it.]
He was lion down on the job.
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[ Shiro.
Even the mice have to stop and stare at him for that one. ]
...That was the funniest?
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Yes?
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The little shit. ]
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He says, "All of it".
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That makes Allura laugh. ]
She says she thinks you'll do better next time.
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[As he accepts that cookie.]
Thank you.
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I bet you I have a better one.
[ Joke, that is. ]
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Bring it on.
[BRING IT ALLURA.]
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What's the difference between a Rauttfotur and a Nefburgle?
[ Platt gasps. Clearly he knows this joke. ]
...The Rauttfotur will burgle but the Nerfburgle won't even if you ask it nerfly!
[ And the mice proceed to crack up. ]
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[And then puts another cookie in his mouth.]
Allura you know I have no idea what either of those are. Right?
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Allura huffs. ]
I assure you it's quite hilarious in Altean.
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I just don't know what any of those things are.
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[ Now she's taking an oreo and just biting into it. ]
But I will say that these are quite delicious.
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[A grin, propping his chin up on one hand.]
They're Oreos. I... may have missed them a little too much.
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[ She'll finish off the cookie, even though the frosting is her favorite part. ]
I know this isn't your Earth, but here is something to having the comforts of home, isn't there?
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[He trails off, realizing this is heading close to a... somewhat awkward subject.]
[That one of them doesn't have the "comforts of home".]
Found anything you like, yet?
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I find the weather here to be pleasant enough, though it could be a little warmer.
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You're cold? Should... we turn the heat up?
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I'm perfectly fine, but thank you for the gesture. It's akin to some of the milder seasons we had on Altea, actually.
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[... did Altea have snow? Does she know that term?]
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