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[shiro2hero]

We'll find you some without.

It has to exist somewhere.

[princessences]

Like...soy milk? Soy cheese?

[shiro2hero]

And ice cream. The list goes on.

Not all humans like milk, or can even eat it. People have figured out how to get around that.

[princessences]

I've had soy ice cream! It wasn't quite as sweet, but still delicious. If soy cheese is anything like that, I will be satisfied.

[shiro2hero]

Let's hope it is. I'd hate for you to miss out.

[princessences]

As would I. You've shown me quite a few good foods.

[shiro2hero]

I am the king of bad food decisions.

As... the macaroni contest kind of showed you.

[princessences]

[ She chuckles. ]

Maybe not the King, but you are a member of the royal court.

[shiro2hero]

Royal court of macaroni losers?

[Yes, laughing is good.]

[princessences]

Excuse you, some of us are winners.

[shiro2hero]

Okay, okay. Fair enough.

[princessences]

I will be happy to take you on again any time.

[ Provided there is a cheese substitute. ]

[shiro2hero]

Okay, once we find you a vegan macaroni, you're on.

[princessences]

If they have soy milk, why not soy cheese?

[shiro2hero]

They better. Or else I'll have to ask someone to make some.

[princessences]

...How do you make cheese?

[shiro2hero]

Uh...

[Please hold.] Squish... milk?

[Shiro just. Say you don't know. Don't make shit up.]

[princessences]

I feel that isn't accurate.

[shiro2hero]

It... probably isn't, honestly.

I have no idea how to make cheese.

[princessences]

You could have just saidthat, you know.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, but then I couldn't have said "squish cheese".

[princessences]

That's a horrifying image. Why would you want to share it?

[shiro2hero]

Because I think I'm funny.

[princessences]

Well, at least you admit it. You have your moments.

[shiro2hero]

That's the highest compliment you could give me.